Things That Don’t Exist But Should

  1. Necklaces that are easier to do up. How is that stupid little chain & clasp still the best option in 2017?
  2. Dresses that are easier to zip up solo.
  3. An inbuilt function in your camera that tells you when a selfie is unflattering.
  4. Some kind of reverse image search that tells you what someone is wearing so you can steal their look (or substitutes with a genuinely similar likeness).
  5. An Audioslave reunion tour. Preferably a Soundgarden Double Header, but I respect that might be asking a bit much for Chris Cornell’s voice these days.

These are all first world problems I know. But still. I’m pretty sure there are people out there working on less significant inventions right now.

 

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