Yes, That’s What I Said
I chat to my dogs all day. We have deep conversations about all the important things in life from how likely it is the person I’m chatting to will end up being a fuckboy through to whether we should go for our walk before or after dinner.
I actually don’t even I notice I do it half the time.
Unless my phone is listening in of course. Last night Bailey (Basil) and I were engaged in a private conversation about how much couch space each of us were going to get.
We got rudely interrupted by my phone repeating every word I said and suggesting I try saying it another way.
Firstly, that’s exactly what I meant thank you Google. Secondly, I didn’t really want him to give me more space at all.