This Is Now A Boob Blog
Kidding. Kind of. But I am smitten with my new tattoo.
Today’s words are almost the most accurate article ever printed online when it comes to me and my ability to sleep through anything.
People once got arrested right outside my bedroom window. They’d committed some crime and were being chased by the police dog squad and ended up in our yard. Apparently it was quite the commotion. I didn’t even believe my family until I read about it in the paper the next day.